These local establishments seem to express a certain amount of uncertainty vis-a-vis the existence of an objective and extrinsic reality:
1. Kuchnyě Dada (‘Dada Kitchenware’)
Fun shopping environment. But why did the refrigerator we buy there arrive with an old boot and a bird nest inside? And this iron is totally damaging my clothes:
This stupid bowl and spoon need to be dry-cleaned after every meal:
2. Probably The Best Czech Art Glass
If I had to design a promotional brochure for this place, here’s how it might look: